The Spherical Influence

Rocket Scientists Say We'll Never Reach the Stars

2008-08-19T18:12:00.000-07:00

Wired reports a depressing article, Rocket Scientists Say We'll Never Reach the Stars. The line that got me was "The calculations show that, even using the most theoretical of technologies, reaching the nearest star in a human lifetime is nearly impossible." It is very depressing to realize that after 50 years of space travel, even nearby stars aren't in our purview. Still, the last line brings hope.

As for interstellar travel, even the realists are far from giving up. All it takes is one breakthrough to make the calculations work, Frisbee said.

"It's always science fiction until someone goes out and does it," he said.

Bigfoot BS

2008-08-19T17:59:00.000-07:00

Information Week has an article, but please don't click on it. Bigfoot Hoax Called A 'Scheme To Defraud'. Of course it's a scheme to defraud! Bigfoot is NOT real. Either they are liars or they are idiots. The men who were contacting media outlets about the scam said they bought it from some men. Then they are the idiots and the sellers were frauds! There is NO SUCH THING AS BIGFOOT! Why is the media reporting this? I realize the hypocrisy of blogging about something I say the media shouldn't mention, but if everyone attacks the media every time they report this stuff, they will eventually stop. That, and by not reading there articles when the headlines are this insipid.

Real Politics

2008-08-18T19:56:00.001-07:00

In politics today, I am often astonished by the inanity of questions asked by political reporters, both in interviews and in debates. Here is an excellent story about what Rick Warren could have asked Barack Obama and John McCain. I don't care who answers the questions better, I want them to be nuanced, difficult, and sophisticated.

What Rick Warren could have asked

Phil Plait, the new James Randi

2008-08-04T16:34:00.000-07:00

Phil Plait is taking over as President of the James Randi Educational Foundation, or JREF. Let me start by saying that James "The Amazing" Randi is awesome. He is actually the subject of an Isaac Asimov Black Widower's story, known as "The Amazing Larri". The JREF is everything I stand for, better science and critical thinking education. Still, he is getting on in years, and this will allow him to finish working on a couple of books, as well as probably performing more magic, and possibly relaxing (though knowing him, that may not happen). Phil Plait is the Bad Astronomer. Now, you'd think James Randi could find a good astronomer to take over, but you have to take what you can get. Anyway, Phil Plait could be my long lost twin, we are so much alike in many ways, the major difference being that he is a big Doctor Who fan. This is exciting for science and skepticism. Hopefully this will mark the advent of a new age in reason.

Deep Geeking

2008-07-25T18:50:00.000-07:00

A cool new website Deep Geeking has grown out of the cool old (internet years) Babylon Podcast. I've submitted my first deep geek, and it's very deep. It's about the new X-Files movies, titled I Don't Want to Believe, I want the Truth. Please leave any comments about the post on the Deep Geeking forum.

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

2008-07-19T20:51:00.000-07:00

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is a musical supervillian epic created by Joss Whedon, and starring Neil Patrick-Harris, Nathan Fillion, and Felicia Day. It is available for free until midnight on Sunday July 20, and for purchase after that. Having just viewed it for free, I have to say it would be worth purchasing. Joss is attempting to change how movies and shows are distributed, and this is an admirable attempt. I will purchase the DVD for the extras.

The show is a pretty standard plot for supervillian shows, the main supervillain (Harris) has a blog, where he talks about his villainy. There is lots of singing, helping the homeless, laundry, and other insanity. Of course, I predicted the ending about 27 seconds into the third chapter, but then by the end I'd forgotten about it! I laughed out loud quite a few times, and some of the lines are instant classics. "The Hammer is my ...", for one. The ending is classic Joss, building up to it and then stripping everything away for a quite ending. If you enjoyed "Once More With Feeling", then this may just make your year.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

2008-05-25T17:25:00.000-07:00

I just watched the new Indiana Jones movie, and I have to say, going in I was pretty excited. I recently rewatched Last Crusade, which is not just my favorite Indiana Jones movie, it is one of my favorite movies. Like Star Trek VI, it transcended the level of the other films and was a classic. Alas, Crystal Skull was not such. The whole thing with the groundhogs (?) immediately through me off. Sure, Indiana Jones survived some crazy scrapes, but this one took it too far. Shia TheBeef is a pretty good actor, but you could tell he was constrained by the stereotype he had to play. Denholm Elliot passed away, and Sean Connery declined to participate, so neither Marcus Brody nor Dr. Henry Jones Sr. were in the movie, though there was a brief but touching tribute to them. A particularly poetic line was "You reach a point where life stops giving and starts taking away". Still, most of the dialogue was inane and formulaic, as was most of the film. It felt more like National Treasure than Indiana Jones. Cate Blanchett was much stiffer and one-dimensional than the fabulous and beautiful Alison Doody, who wove a complex and alluring portrait of a scientist who happened to be a Nazi. Finally, the ending was completely insane, crazy magic powers are not what I expect from Indiana Jones. Still, it was an enjoyable two hours.

2008-05-19T17:00:00.000-07:00

Rob Neyer at ESPN wrote a great piece about the errency of human memory and the statistical processes we can use to correct them, all cleverly disguised as a sports story. You see, there is a story, urban legend almost, about late catcher Thurman Munson. When Munson heard he was 2 assists between Hall of Fame Carlton Fisk ( most known for his time on the Red Sox, though I remember his White Sox tenure), he decided to do something about it. He purposefully dropped several third strikes, and threw to first, utilizing the little known dropped third strike rule, and gaining an assist for himself. He did this three times, earning himself three assists, passing Fisk. Of course, this is all bunk.

The author researched several versions of the story, tracing it all the way to Marty Appel, the reporter who brought the assist statistic to Munson's attention. Appel describes the detail of the event in flashbulb detail, which as research shows, is no more reliable than any other memory, which is not at all. Neyer went through exhaustive efforts to search through the statistical record to track down this story. He permutes all of the variables, to count for possible misrememberings, but in the end, concludes that this story is entirely faulty. Skepticism in sports, amazing!

Love of Words

2008-04-04T20:02:00.000-07:00

As part of my usual stream of consciousness on Wordie, I made a simple comment on this term. Someone took it too far, with hilarious, if linguistical adult, results.

Words: Epicaricacy

2008-04-01T15:10:00.000-07:00

As evidenced by the Wordie 100 list, the S-Word is quite popular, and as Uselessness says, never use it in my presence. I don't understand it. Looking at that list, I'm not sure why #16 "Love" is so popular as a word, as a concept it's fine. I have similar dislike of #20 Zeitgeist. Why?

Is it the sound? Is it the concept? Is it the forces of the internet conspiring against me? I had a conversation where I asked, "Why do you repeatedly do that? It annoys me", to which my colleague responded, "That's why I do it, I like the annoyed look you get on your face". Perhaps the internet is similar. The concept is not alien, it goes back at least to the Greeks, who have a similar word.

Epicaricacy, Wordie Link, is defined as "the act of taking pleasure in the misfortune of others". We can look deeper into the meaning of this word, by examining the excellent discussion on WordCraft. In that discussion, Kalleh provides the Greek roots "epi (upon) + chara (joy) + kakon (evil)"

So there is a perfectly legitimate English word to describe a concept not unique to the Germans, we can banish the S-Word forever, possibly confining those who use it to dark prison and live forever in an Epicaricistic paradise.

Movie Review: The Linguists

2008-03-31T19:02:00.000-07:00

On Sunday, as part of the AFI Dallas Film Festival I saw a fabulous new documentary called The Linguists(warning, will immediately start playing audio). The IMDB entry is sparse, but Reuters has an excellent review. They mention the Indiana Jones spirit, which I immediately thought of as I watched two professors with large backpacks trekking about remote corners of the globe, remote Siberia, remote India, deep in the mountains of Bolivia, and a quick jaunt in Arizona. It truly seems as if these resourceful linguists are running around the world saving dying peoples, and if not saving the people, then saving their language, their legacy.

(Edit: warning Some spoilers follow)

The opening line is from one of the linguists, David Harrison and Gregory Anderson, says, "Around the age of 8 or 9, I discovered I had a somewhat irrational interest in the world's languages". From this point on, I knew I had made the right decision in coming to see this film. It focuses on highlighting 3 languages that David and Greg researched, intertwined with a language tale right in our backyard.

The first quest we observe is in Siberia, and not the icy prison of Solzhenitsyn, it is a lush and green land. They are researching the language Chulym, which was last researched during the 70s, so it has been left untouched for 3 decades, while the speakers were getting old and dying. With the Russians heavily frowning on local languages, the tongue itself was going with them. A local mayor refers to the Chulym, "After two drinks, they're drunk", apparently a harsh insult in Russia. The Linguists explore the stigma of being a speaker of a small, tribal language, and with a little luck, they're able to find speakers.

In Arizona, the last speaker of Chemehuevi is a middle aged man. He was raised by his grandmother who only spoke the Native American language. Had he been raised by his parents, there would be no surviving speakers. Still, he doesn't remember all the words, but uses recorded tapes from his grandmother to keep up, and to teach his children. With increasing globalization and modernization, world culture is becoming more homogeneous, and only through passing on the traditions of the parent to the child can they retain some sense of their ancestry.

In India, they seek to document the Sora language. The Indian education system frowns on tribal languages. Of course, reading Wikipedia, we see that there are 22 official languages in India, out of a total of something like 419, see the article. Of those, 122 have more than 10,000 speakers, meaning that almost 300 are near disaster. The movie doesn't mention the tsunami from a few years ago, but one can picture a natural disaster wiping out, in addition to human life, entire languages, cultures, and traditions going back hundreds or thousands of years.

From an interesting anthropological look at tribal culture, music, and dance, we get into some real linguistics. A revelation occurs, when they discover that in Sora, 13 is 12 + 1, a base 12 system! But wait, it gets better. When they get to 20, they discover 20 is its own word, and 21 is "twenty one". 32 is "thirty twelve", and 93 is the fabulous "four twenty twelve one". A fabulous quote was that as part of their research into unknown languages, they are finding "different ways of knowing math before they vanish". This is a key point, because western education tends not to breed diversity, and through diversity comes strength. In the next 100 years, the diversity of this world will all but vanish, and we need to fight to preserve it now.

Finally, we visit Bolivia, high up in the mountains, near Lake Titicaca. They search for a speaker of Kallawaya, a language used by medicine men. It is thought that in the lexicon of this language is the combined healing knowledge of generations. They do find a medicine men, who leads them in some ceremonies. His form of medicine is religious ceremony, bordering on animism, and there are probably less than 100 speakers/practitioners of it. Still, if he has knowledge of plants, known through language, then scientists could isolate chemical compounds with previously unknown medical effects. It would truly be a travesty for this language to disappear from the earth.

In the end, we are given a bit of hope, and a bit of sadness. Using the knowledge they've gained from Chulym speakers, many hard of hearing and quite old, they are able to put together a story book, using pictures drawn by the speaker's grandchildren. It is the first Chulym storybook in the history of the language, as the Linguists say, truly a "community effort", and giving the book to the villagers. The Linguists are very clear, they attempt to pay back these people for the gifts of their language that they give us so freely. Sadly, when the documentary was being filmed there were 7 Chulym speakers, and by the time it was finished, 2 had died. As they mention, there are 7,000 languages in the world, and one goes extinct every 2 weeks. Without these Linguists, and their heroic efforts, many will be lost forever, gone into the darkness, taking a piece of humanity with them.

Arthur C. Clarke, last of the Big Three

2008-03-18T18:40:00.000-07:00

Arthur C. Clarke died today at the age of 90. He is the last of the Big Three, having outlived Isaac Asimov and Robert Heinlein. He is one of the classic hard SF writers, having ushered in the age of SF greatness and being the elder statesman of the field. I've read many of his short stories, looking over at the Collected Stories, there are quite a few memorable ones. My favorite novel of his is Songs of Distant Earth. The story is fairly simple, there are no plot twists really, but the texture is very subtle. Philosophical ramifications of quick dialog abound, and the characters are all excellently established. I highly recommend it. I may go read it again myself.

Worldwide alphabetic overhaul

2008-03-05T19:16:00.000-08:00

The sheer variety of the human written word is frustrating. I have four proposals to start things off.

1. Each language has lots of different characters, some of them, like Chinese, have too many. I suggest that all languages use an alphabet with a size no greater than the IPA.

2. If you speak with vowels (which everyone does), then you have to write them. They're not implied.

3. No ligatures, none, absolutely not, it's ridiculous.

4. Remove all ph's that are unnecessary. The Italians take fotografia, and so should we.

Breach of urinal etiquette leads to assault

2008-03-03T20:13:00.000-08:00

Yes indeed, bad etiquette at a urinal can lead to physical assault.

Defence counsel Liz Bulger told the court: "This incident arose from a breach of what I understand to be urinal etiquette.

Apparently, law school training for women doesn't include male bathroom etiquette. In possibly the most humorous judicial opinion ever,

Judge Raoul Neave told him: "This sort of behaviour would be immature in teenagers or small children. This is exactly the sort of behaviour that makes people afraid to go to town."

I laughed for about 5 minutes.

Is It Irony?

2008-02-26T17:07:00.000-08:00

I've started another blog Is It Irony. I've been called pedantic for many things, and my obsession with the correct (possibly prescriptive, a dirty word) usage of it. Early musings have led me to some interesting insights into why exactly people use irony to describe something, whether it is because they are uncomfortable, scared, or just plain surprised, it has nothing to do irony, it has to do with our misperceptions about the world. Perhaps the use of irony is cognitive dissonance in action, or maybe I read too deeply into subtle phenomena. Either way, it is interesting to me, and I'll try to update it once a week or so.

Great Unknown Scientists #1

2008-02-23T16:16:00.000-08:00

John Von Neumann was an influential mathematician and physicist in a wide variety of fields, basically all the ones I'm interested. To quote Wikipedia, he

made major contributions to a vast range of fields[1] including set theory, functional analysis, quantum mechanics, ergodic theory, continuous geometry, economics and game theory, computer science, numerical analysis, hydrodynamics (of explosions), and statistics,

Truly, a staggering amount of fields. His 1944 work, with Morgenstern, Theory of Games and Economic Behavior , basically founded what we call game theory. Game theory is truly everything. Sports, poker, evolution, economics, warfare, it describes everything we do, and is truly one of the most powerful theories of modern society. He contributed heavily to the Manhattan Project, and his genius added greatly to it.

Have you heard of a computer? Probably, since you're reading this. What you might not know is that your processor is almost certainly based on the Von Neumann architecture . He also contributed to the development on the Monte Carlo method, the idea that random algorithms could provide performance without complicated ideas being needed. Finally, Knuth credits him as the creator of the Merge sort, which is not as impressive as say, Quick Sort, but it was 15 years before, and as far as I can tell, the first sorting algorithm with O(n*lg(n)), and almost certainly the first to be implemented. To a computer scientists, this is incredible.

He was also know for his personality and wit.

He once reported one of his many car accidents in this way: "I was proceeding down the road. The trees on the right were passing me in orderly fashion at 60 miles per hour. Suddenly one of them stepped in my path.

Finally, one of my favorite stories ever, possibly apocryphal , is

two bicyclists start twenty miles apart and head toward each other, each going at a steady rate of 10 m.p.h. At the same time a fly that travels at a steady 15 m.p.h. starts from the front wheel of the southbound bicycle and flies to the front wheel of the northbound one, then turns around and flies to the front wheel of the southbound one again, and continues in this manner till he is crushed between the two front wheels. Question: what total distance did the fly cover? The slow way to find the answer is to calculate what distance the fly covers on the first, northbound, leg of the trip, then on the second, southbound, leg, then on the third, etc., etc., and, finally, to sum the infinite series so obtained. The quick way is to observe that the bicycles meet exactly one hour after their start, so that the fly had just an hour for his travels; the answer must therefore be 15 miles. When the question was put to von Neumann, he solved it in an instant, and thereby disappointed the questioner: "Oh, you must have heard the trick before!" "What trick?" asked von Neumann; "all I did was sum the infinite series."

Great Unknown Scientists

2008-02-20T21:05:00.000-08:00

Everyone knows about Einstein , Newton, and Galileo. You've heard of Marie Curie, and you probably know about her husband Pierre, but did you know her daughter, Irene Joliot-Curie and her son-in-law, Frederic Joliot-Curie. The Joliot-Curies, with their oddly progressive names, won a joint Nobel prize in 1935 for chemistry. Everyone knows about Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, and Archimedes, but do they know about Galen, Epicurus, or Aristarchus? We all know about Oppenheimer, Fermi, and the role they played in the Manhattan project, but what about Leo Szilard? Who really invented the computer, and why is there such a large overlap with the previous question? You know of Charles Darwin, but what about Alfred Russel Wallace? And why does "Russel" only have L in it? Everybody knows Thomas Edison, but rarely mention Nikola Tesla, there's more to him than coils, you know.

This will be an ongoing series of posts (hopefully once a week) about the great scientists, mathematicians, and thinkers that my public education either skipped or glossed over. Many of them will be of particular importance to computers, my field, but who are not well known outside computer science curriculum, like Alan Turing. Others will be mathematicians, like Paul Erdos. Chances are, unless you studied a lot of math, particularly combinatorics, you'll never have heard of Paul Erdos, despite the fact he is the most prolific mathematician, ever.

I'm going to profile these scientists, their lives, their work, why they are important, and why they aren't household names. My goal is to profile at least one scientist a week. I'm starting with a list of a dozen or so, partly taken from the above, and hopefully as I write these, I'll come across other scientists who deserve to be better known.

Largest Beef Recall in History

2008-02-18T18:01:00.000-08:00

The USDA is ordering the largest beef recall in history. As sad a day this is for beefism (my fake religion), this story is a little more disturbing.

The tape, made secretly by a slaughterhouse worker and provided to the Humane Society of the United States, showed electric shocks and high-intensity water sprays administered to cows too sick or weak to stand on their own,

That's right, they electrocuted the cows, and they WATERBOARDED them.

Gun Violence

2008-02-18T17:51:00.000-08:00

With all of the recent gun violence hitting close to home, I'm forced to reexamine my feelings on gun control. I lived in Tinley Park, where 6 women were killed in a robbery last week, and I have friends who go to NIU, where a gunman killed 6 people and then himself. The shooter was enrolled at my alma mater, the University of Illinois .

I strongly support the first amendment. I've often said that without freedom of speech, a tyrant like Stalin or Hilter could take over and stay in power, because no one could oppose him. Freedom of press is the same, without reporters able to shed light on what the government is doing, people won't know they need to protest, leading to the next freedom, of assembly. A lone madman can do a lot of damage, but can't overthrow a dictator. Freedom of religion is actually similar. People need to be able to think for themselves, to discuss their ideas with others, and disseminate these opinions to the public, and religious dogma prevents this from happening (look at Saudi Arabia). Essentially, the first amendment is protecting free thought.

Now we come to the second amendment. I've at times been vehemently pro and against gun ownership. Recently I've settled into a, need more control, but still allowing people to own firearms position. If the first amendment does its job, and people realize the government is doing wrong, but don't have any weapons, then nothing could be done. Imagine the Revolutionary War if the Minutemen didn't have any muskets. Furthermore, I know that those who would give up temporary security for temporary liberty deserve neither. And I can't suddenly shift my feelings on gun control when a shooting happens close to home.

There will always be mentally unstable people. If we simply let them wander around with access to guns, bad things will continue to happen. However, we can't start locking up people who have signs of mental instability, since at some level, we all do. And we can't take away all access to firearms either. So we are left with a middle ground. To enjoy the freedom we do, we must be willing to risk losing lives. However, helping teachers notice signs of mental illness, and improving gun control regulation can help, while still allowing us our freedoms.

Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors

2008-02-11T16:55:00.000-08:00

This post is particularly apropos seeing as today is Darwin Day .

I just finished reading Carl Sagan's excellent non-fiction work Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors , which doesn't seem to have a wikipedia page, so either I or one of my readers will have to create one. This book is about the creation of the stars and universe, as well as evolution, and particularly, evolution of higher order behavior, social structure, culture, sexual behavior, especially amongst our closest relatives, chimps and bonobos. The science is a bit out of date, however the ideas are still revolutionary. Sagan presents with such a clear view his ideas on how we got here, and briefly touches on what this might mean to where we are going, as a culture and a species. A must read for any fan of Sagan or evolution.

On a personal note, I have now read almost every Sagan work of popular non-fiction. All that's left is to borrow Kirsten Dunst's copy of "The Varieties of Scientific Experience"

Sad post from an American Hero

2008-02-01T18:11:00.000-08:00

I recently read about Major Andrew Olmsted, who was sadly killed in Iraq. I warn anyone who might read this that it will make you sad, and might even make you cry. It was to be posted in the event of his death, which occurred at the beginning of the year.

His Final Blog Post .

In between quotes from tv shows and movies that influenced him, including our shared favorite show, Babylon 5, and my favorite movie, The Princess Bride, he shared a profound understanding of humanity, what it means to be here, where we're going, and what we can do to get there. I never knew him when he was alive, and I wish I had been reading his blog since it started. He chose to go back to the army, knowing he would be sent to Iraq. He requested his death not be made political, for either side, which is commendable to the utmost degree. He speaks truth in a manner that is rare in today's world.

He closes his message to this world with moving, beautiful words to his wife.

"I will see you again, in the place where no shadows fall."
Ambassador Delenn, Babylon 5

I don't know if there is an afterlife; I tend to doubt it, to be perfectly honest. But if there is any way possible, Amanda, then I will live up to Delenn's words, somehow, some way. I love you.

It is hard to read his post and not want to be a better person, a better friend, a better family member. It is hard not to want to make something out of our lives, and to mean something when we die.

Scientists create synthetic genomes: Don't jump to conclusions

2008-01-26T21:37:00.001-08:00

Scientists have created the first entirely synthesized bacteria genome . I like looking for connections in things, whether it be in literature, science, math, or music. This news article heavily connects with yesterday's post about zeros and ones. The impression that first jumps to mind when reading this story is that "Oh my God, we'll be genetically engineering a master race any day now". The fact of the matter is, writing assembly code is a lot different than writing in Java, the programming language I'm using, these days. To create higher structure than just a single cell will require a massive amount of research as well as engineering. I don't know the direction it will take, but from analogies to computers, I imagine they will need subroutines, to take common pieces of DNA and use them in different ways. DNA has developed by duplicating the same sections and then evolving subtle changes which confer a reproductive advantage. Decades of work, maybe more, is needed for this research to reach its pinnacle.

Still, this is an amazing achievement. Too much C02 in the atmosphere, create a bacteria to process it. The ability to engineer bacteria to suit our needs could open up whole new worlds to us, and greatly increase the standard of living for all humanity in the next century.

When I look up at the sky, all I see is 0s and 1s

2008-01-25T15:51:00.000-08:00

Andrew Bird sings in his song Masterfade, "When you look up at the sky, all you see are zeros, all you see are zeros, and ones. My previous post reminded me of this line, as well as a number of other things. As a computer scientist (code monkey, really), I am very capable of seeing things as zeros and ones. To a lay person, the idea that complex structure is dictated by DNA is difficult to grasp, but not to someone who majored in computer science.

Every piece of software is composed entirely of zeros and ones. Every message you send over the internet, every pixel displayed on your monitor. Starting with and gates and or gates (or nand gates), you can design a processor which works entirely on zeros and ones, something you do in freshmen or sophomore year of college. You then write computer programs in hexadecimal, which is a condensed representation of binary. You have larger structure, assembly, to make it easier to use. If you considered DNA to be the zeros and ones, take the proteins to be assembly code. You can then write a compiler to write more complicated programs in a simple format. The C compiler takes C code and converts it to assembly. You can look at this as kind of like building organs.

Obviously this isn't a perfect analogy, but it is one which makes the whole process seem a lot simpler. If we could create this complex structure in a matter of less than a century, imagine what could happen over a billion years. One more parallel I'll draw is this. Regardless of what you have, man, fish, insect, fungus, bacteria, you have the same basic DNA. The same is true of Java, C++, python, perl. Despite the vast differences, the underlying structure is completely the same.

A Simple Evolution Primer

2008-01-24T17:22:00.003-08:00

The Bad Astronomer posted this excellent video about evolution. It reminds me of the line from Sneakers ,

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons."

To a computer scientist, this is gospel. And yes, I pronounced Primer to rhyme with dimmer.

50 most loathsome people of 2007

2008-01-20T15:20:00.000-08:00

I know it's a bit late to be posting links for end of the year stuff, but I had meant to post this a few weeks ago when I read it. It covers politicans, both democrats and republicans, athletes, celebrities, fictional characters, historical figures, and even you!

50 most loathsome people of 2007

Mike Huckabee, Crazier than Ron Paul

2008-01-16T16:05:00.000-08:00

Pharyngula posted today a story about Huckabee, where Huckabee wants to amend the constitution to be the Bible . The Constitution was specifically written to be independent of religions, and Huckabee wants to change it to be based on his Bible. To be fair, that only excludes Jews, Muslims, Catholics, Buddhists, Hindus, the non-religious, northern Baptists, so it won't really effect anything.

Awesome Video

2008-01-10T18:21:00.000-08:00

It's often difficult to imagine the sheer size and immensity of the stars compared to the planets. This minute long video goes from the smallest worlds to the largest stars, and the contrast is made stark. It was a fabulous spent minute, although it took quite a bit longer for me to constantly stop to look up various stars on Wikipedia.

Planets and Stars in scale

Arabic Lessons

2008-01-09T17:51:00.000-08:00

A fabulous article in the New York Times about learning to speak Arabic. I know a little bit about Arabic from my linguistics classes, but never really caught on to how hard it was. Additionally, it is a widely spoken language that has been around for hundreds of years and over a geographically and ethnically diverse region, so there are many dialects. It is probably similar to learning to "Chinese", since there are a bunch of different languages spoken in China, and that's languages, not dialects. A particularly fascinating passage is linked below.

For anyone who knows only European languages, to wade into Arabic is to discover an endlessly strange and yet oddly ordered lexical universe. Some words have definitions that go on for pages and seem to encompass all possible meanings; others are outlandishly precise. Paging through the dictionary one night, I found a word that means “to cut off the upper end of an okra.” There are lovely verbs like sara, “to set out at night”; comical ones like tabaadawa, “to pose as a Bedouin”; and simply bizarre ones like dabiba, “to abound in lizards.” Dabiba (presumably applied to towns or regions) is medieval, but I wouldn’t put it past Dr. Zawahri to revive it.

Cosmos

2008-01-08T18:33:00.000-08:00

I discovered a few weeks ago that Cosmos , the groundbreaking, inspirational series by Carl Sagan was going to air on the Science Channel, in HD, on Tuesday nights. Of course, I don't get this channel, so I had to call and upgrade my cable. Yes, that's great this series is. I've read the book several times, and seen several of the episodes, but never had a chance to watch the whole series. I urge everyone who has this channel, or knows someone who does, to watch it.

Nietzsche Family Circus

2008-01-07T18:45:00.000-08:00

One of the comics I have linked is the amazing Nietzsche Family Circus. Pairing quotes from the philosopher with the comic about children frequently produces hysterical results. Check it out, here is the one it just produced .

Novelties

2008-01-04T21:33:00.000-08:00

I've always hated ice cream novelties. I like ice cream cones, ice cream sundaes, ice cream bars, various nutty iced cream concoctions, those Flintstones push pops, and all of that. It's the term. There is NOTHING novel about "ice cream novelties". The term is patently ridiculous. For a long time, that was enough. I hated the term, people wouldn't stop using it, and no one was on my side.

It turns out though, that I have history on my side. In 1277, the Franciscan order condemned Roger Bacon to prison because of "suspected novelties". The term is someone obtuse and for those who don't understand 13th century church speak, I'm sure it means he was suspected of propagating the term "novelty".

Demanding Logic in Politics

2008-01-03T19:08:00.000-08:00

There isn't much I can demand from todays politicians. All I ask is that they have a logical position on important issues. For example, fertility clinics create (conceive) an embryo. They freeze it, and eventually dispose of it. According to President Bush, this is all well and good. When a scientist attempts to use one of these already conceived embryos which would otherwise be thrown out, this poses a moral quandary? If we as a society are going to decide that a fertilized embryo constitutes a life, then what the fertility clinics are doing should be outlawed. If it is ok for fertility clinics to create these embryos, then stem cell research should be acceptable.

Another example, along the same lines. If a woman is pregnant and wants to have an abortion, it is better to offer incentives to keep the child. A poor woman will need a lot of money and support to raise a child, and if the government is mandating her actions, logically they should have to contribute. Instead of worrying about banning abortion, we should offer plentiful birth control, and when unwanted pregnancies do occur, offer all the support we can to the mothers and families so that abortion is not the better option.

Creationism in Linguistics?

2008-01-01T17:37:00.001-08:00

Over at the Language Log, there is a post about this insane book, I kid you not, The Origin of Speeches: Intelligent Design in Language (Paperback) . Now, I must say, centuries of linguists haven't been able to trace language relationships back more than several thousand years. Proto Indo-European seems to have been spoken between 5,000 and 9,000 years ago, although those error bars could extend back farther into time.

You might ask, "Why is that a problem?", to which I would have to explain that the thesis appears to be that in the garden of Eden, we all spoke the same language, and that languages diverged due to the tower of Babel. We have no estimates for the time when PIE merged with Hebrew, but it would certainly have been more than 10,000 years ago. However, the Creationists put the date of the garden of Eden much more recently than that.

Let me cite some reviews, "Origin of Speeches is a great way to learn about language, any language. You also learn alot about history and how academic fads or theories, like Darwinism can obscure important and accessible information." Ignoring the obvious misunderstanding of what constitutes a "theory", this reviewer refers to Darwinism (by which they mean evolutionary biology and related fields) as an "academic fad". When I write my first book, I'll make sure to have my mother be the first one to review to.

I may have to find this book at a library (since I won't be purchasing it) and carefully examine all of the arguments.

Benazir Bhutto, a foreboding feeling

2007-12-30T21:16:00.000-08:00

Several days have passed since the assassination of Pakistani opposition party leader Benazir Bhutto, and things are still tense, see this Reuters story . I can't remember in my life a feeling of foreboding like I do right now. On September 11, 2001, it all happened so fast, and was over before anyone really realized what had happened. The subsequent attacks by US forces happened in such a manner that it seemed that swift victory was the only option, despite Cheney and Rumsfeld having prior knowledge this wasn't the case. The riots in Paris in 2005 seemed angry and violent, but only on a local scope.

Today, I feel as if there are serious problems that may arise out of this. It feels as if we are on the cusp of a momentous day, only without Hari Seldon to wheel out of the vault to gentle guide us on our way. Vladimir Putin has amassed an enormous amount of power in Russia, Pakistan's dictator's chief rival was assassinated, the President of the bastion of freedom that is America has pushed executive power to all new heights, allowing him to spy on his populace, torture at will, and suspend constitutional rights. Other countries, like China, are still tyrannical, leading the world in executions. Iran is trying to gain nuclear capabilities, and Saudi Arabia is a human rights nightmare of unimaginable proportions. And I haven't even mentioned Africa yet, or global warming.

Never before has the presidential election in America meant so much, in the backdrop of all that is going on. I think this all means a great deal more than gay marriage, or pushing your religious agenda on the country.

Madeupical: Avauntular

2007-12-26T13:56:00.000-08:00

We all enjoy words that are madeupical . When visiting with my aunt over Christmas, I realized that while we have the excellent Avuncular , we need the female equivalent, to express roughly the same sentiment, except adding in a certain degree of femininity. So, I'm pushing for Avauntular to enter the English lexicon. There are a couple of google hits already, with people who had a similar idea. If you have an aunt, describe her with this word. If you are a teenage girl, and your older sibling has a child, mention how you don't yet feel avauntular. Be creative.

Happy Holidays?

2007-12-25T11:02:00.001-08:00

Much has been written about the War on Christmas, started by Oliver Cromwell and reported by Papa Bear. Honestly, it's a load of crap. How would a Christian feel if they had "Happy Hanukkah" shoved down their throats and giant menorahs decorating public lands? They would feel outraged, and demand a stop to it.

To me, Christmas is about spending time with loved ones, good food, lots of gifts, going out in the snow, seeing those I haven't seen in many months, and generally having good times. Whether it be Hanukkah, Christmas, Festivus, or any other of the numerous holidays celebrated at this time of year, it is what it is, a Winter Solstice holiday, celebrating the ending of one year and the beginning of another. Everyone should be happy we live in a culture where we can take off work, practice gluttony, and give gifts away, because it could be a lot worse. So what if people don't say "Merry Christmas" on the street?

An Ape's view of evolution

2007-12-23T19:08:00.000-08:00

Enough is Enough: A Thinking Ape’s Critique of Trans-Simianism

This is a hilarious view of evolution from an ape's perspective. Obviously the logical fallacies are rampant, not the least of which is the idea that the evolution chimpanzees was directed towards humanity, but obviously is was all in jest. It does a great job of lampooning many of the straw man arguments put forth by those who oppose evolutionary theory.

2007-12-21T20:01:00.000-08:00

The Bacon Flowchart , is an inspired piece of art. Bacon, of course, is the pinnacle of the food pyramid, directly above french fries. Don't let the size fool you, it's fairly simply chart to read, start in the top left and work your way through. The pants joke rang true, since I was once a member of a charity group called "Don't you hate pants?"

Second Annual Carl Sagan Blog-a-thon

2007-12-20T19:30:00.000-08:00

Today is the Second Annual Carl Sagan Blog-a-thon , on the 11th anniversary on the great mans death.

Carl Sagan was a great scientist, but I'll always know him best for his magnificent writing. "The Demon Haunted World", which is THE Skeptical Bible, "Cosmos", utterly brilliant, "Billions and Billions", "The Dragons of Eden", "Broca's Brain", an excellent collection of essays, among others.

His books are still as moving as they were when he wrote them, decades ago. I've often said that the day Mario Kart comes out for Wii, I'll buy the console, and the day that Cosmos comes out in HD-DVD or bluray, I'll buy a player.

Isaac Asimov was "The Great Explainer", probably the greatest, but Sagan could, in a way that no one can, convey such a sense of wonder at the sheer majesty of the Cosmos. Cosmos means order, and better than anyone he provided order to the vastness of space and human existence.

When Neill deGrasse Tyson is compared to Carl Sagan, it is the greatest possible complement one can pay a scientist, a science writer, a writer, and a human being.

Dropping the APM bomb on Computers

2007-12-20T19:05:00.000-08:00

Brad (last name unknown), a College Football analyst on ESPN radio's the Sports Bash was discussing Hawaii's chance of being in the top 12 of the BCS standings. He said, "I don't think the voters in the polls are disrespecting Hawaii, if anything it's the computer polls that are disrespecting them, if a computer can disrespect a team".

No Brad, a computer can't disrespect someone. That computer is actually a computer model which was designed by a person, probably a statistician, to describe how good teams are. This anthropomorphism* is troubling, because it reveals a complete misunderstanding of what is going on. There aren't some evil computers out to get Hawaii. A statistician came up with a model which calculated that teams who have lost games against good opponents are better than teams which consistently beat poor opponents.

There are certainly flaws with computer models. Computers may not take into account all the factors that voters can, but they are able to ignore factors that human voters take into account, like the "feel good" story of a small conference team Hawaii. These stories, however intriguing they are, are correctly ignored by computers, an objective ranking source.

Computers aren't that difficult to understand. All you have to do is ask, and any of us CS majors will wax eloquently, something CS majors usually aren't that good at. Please, know what you're talking about before going on national radio and spouting nonsense.

*: Dropping the APM bomb refers to gratuitous use of the word anthropomorphic, especially to make yourself or your writings sound smarter. I employed this technique on a college paper, but it didn't seem to help my grade.

Texas teacher firing over Education

2007-12-18T19:51:00.000-08:00

Who'd have thought that evolution was so controversial that a woman was FIRED for forwarding an email about a lecture about it. The battle in my current home state is coming, and as a citizen and voter, I'm going to need to start steeling myself for the eventuality that things are going to get bad before they get better.

w00t?!

2007-12-17T17:28:00.000-08:00

w00t is the Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year, a slightly less prestigious award than the Wordie Word of the Year . Now, my first reaction was WTF, is this from 5 years ago? This is an old word, and if it has increased in popularity, I haven't heard it. I guess it has gotten popular among the kids, which is funny, because years ago it was popular among the kids who are know my age or a bit older.

I have read several etymological theories for the phrase, but none were particularly convincing. Given it's status as an internet word, one should be able to trace the first usage, to USENET, a bbs, somewhere.

Debunking Media Myths

2007-12-13T19:57:00.000-08:00

Seeing as it is Christmas time, I thought I'd talk about the old story that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer was originally Rudolph the Big-Nosed Reindeer. Rudolph, in the 1940's was a common Jewish name. Jews, stereotypically possessing big noses and media power, were not well liked at the time, and considered Communist sympathizers. The idea that a Jewish Reindeer, using his big nose to guide the way, was to have been made into a popular children's character, increasing the overall popularity of Jewish people, and forever ending the stereotypes that plagued them. Of course, this is completely made up, by me, last night.

The View, Epicurus, and Idiocy

2007-12-13T19:43:00.000-08:00

This news article from the New York Post describes a conversation that occured on the view. Joy Behar mentioned my favorite philosopher Epicurus , who was pretty much in line with my favorite Founding Father, Thomas Paine. Epicurus was probably one of the first Deists, at least that's what he proclaimed, proclaiming otherwise at the time would probably have been bad for his health.

Sherri Shepherd, the dumb one, claimed that Christianity predated Epicurus, the Greeks, and the Romans. When Whoopi Goldberg, that fountain of sanity, attempted to correct her, she said that "Jesus came first". Let's not mention the fact the Bible says otherwise, or history, or you know, everything ever written. Sherri doesn't believe in evolution either, and she's not sure whether the Earth is flat.

Presidential Debate on Science

2007-12-12T21:49:00.000-08:00

There is a growing movement for a Presidential Debate on Science . There are so many political issues involving science that are important to us all. The spread of diseases, like avian flu (which would require evolution to effect humans), birth control, climate change, space exploration, all of these things require knowledge of science. Bill Clinton was a well educated man, who prided himself on being well read. George Bush scoffs at the "reality based community", who use "facts", to back up their scientific "theories". As we move towards the future, technology will play an increasing role in American life, even more than it does today, and understanding those technologies is an essential attribute in any leader.

The Apex of Miracles

2007-12-11T18:25:00.000-08:00

Restless Leg Syndrome, scourge of the masses, is truly the most awful disease of modern times. Luckily, we have a new drug to cure what ails us, Mirapex! Side effects include Weight Gain, and of course, Weight Loss. Side effects include difficult sleeping as well as narcolepsy. And I swear, I couldn't make this up, Hallucinations, Compulsive Gambling, and Hypersexuality. One might say that the cure is worse than the disease, or that punishment does not fit the crime, but this has to be the craziest thing I have ever seen.

Christmas Shopping

2007-12-07T17:10:00.000-08:00

Need to buy a Christmas gift for a loved one? How about some Uranium Ore . Check out the "Customers who viewed this also viewed" section for some other funny Amazon stuff.

Canadian Fur Council says Fur is good for the environment

2007-12-04T17:27:00.000-08:00

The Canadian Fur Council http://www.furcouncil.com/Conservation.aspx says that real fur is more environmentally sound than synthetic, because fake fur uses petrochemicals which causes pollution and contributes to global warming.

First I must say that I love it when crazy environmentalists battle with big corporations pretending to be crazy environmentalists, who may actually have a case. Next I must say that the logic here is terrible! Just because A is better than B doesn't mean that you can't do neither. Using all natural clothing, made from hemp, would be better than either. This is really just a way for rich people to feel better about themselves.

$235,000 worth of Guinness Stolen

2007-12-01T20:05:00.001-08:00

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071130/ap_on_fe_st/odd_ireland_beer_bandit_2

Will this make the book of records?

Bender's Big Score (New Futurama!)

2007-12-01T18:04:00.000-08:00

That's right, after years of waiting, we've finally gotten new Futurama! I bought this DVD today and it was fabulous. There were a ton of in jokes, things you couldn't possibly have gotten unless you were a hardcore fan, but they were hard to notice, and didn't detract from the overall experience. It started kind of slow, similar to how the first new Family Guy after they were renewed made fun of their canceling. The initial spamming stuff wasn't so funny either, but it got better quickly. The animation was incredible as always, with some amazing space battles. All of the characters appeared, Scruffy, Zapp, Al Gore, Dr. John Zoidberg, everyone. The ending was classic Futurama, funny, sad, bittersweet, displaying the moving emotional endings only a bunch of nerds could provide.

Cars Crashing into Buildings

2007-11-26T14:04:00.000-08:00

A car recently drove the fence surrounding my friends apartment complex. It crashed through a tree, somehow slid between two parked cars, and crashed into the side of the building. I wouldn't believe it myself if I hadn't seen the replaced fence, the missing tree, and the patched up side of the building. My friend now parks his car on the other side of the building, in case another car repeats this improbable feat.

Now, what are the odds this happens once? Pretty small. What are the odds that it happens again, well must be really small. There are two schools of thought on this. One is that, when a person wins the lottery, the chances they win again are small, unless they invest their winnings back in lottery tickets, which would increase their chances of winning again. Of course, you have the lightning bolt theory, which I just made up, which says that if a tall metallic object gets hit by lightning once, it probably means it isn't grounded well, and is more likely than other places to get hit again. Statistics is fun to think about, and if I've bored you, reread the first paragraph of this post.

Terry Schiavo Redux

2007-11-25T17:01:00.000-08:00

After the Bears/Broncos game ended (w00t!), I didn't bother to change the channel until 60 minutes came on. Anderson Cooper started with "Two years ago, Terry Schiavo sparked a nationwide debate...", at which point I turned off the tv. No she didn't! There was no debate. Every agreed, what in God's name is the Congress doing involved in this? This, to me, was one of the major reasons the Democrats took power, everyone was sick of the Big Government Republicans. The problem with news coverage today is not only do they beat on dead horses, but they periodically dig them up to beat again!

No Country For Old Men

2007-11-24T19:22:00.001-08:00

I saw this movie, the new Coen Brothers, last night, and I didn't particularly enjoy it. It's based on a novel by Cormac McCarthy , who I've never read. I'm not a big fan of the Coen brothers, which probably explains it. I've never really liked any of their movies, although I'm a big of most of the actors. The people I was with really liked it. If you liked early Coen brothers, then they say you would like this.

After the movie, I said "I must have fallen asleep, because I missed the part where they explained what the hell was going on", to which it was replied, "No, you didn't fall asleep".

Harvard Physicist Stops and Starts Light at will

2007-11-23T12:57:00.000-08:00

http://www.wired.com/science/discoveries/magazine/15-11/st_alphageek

My favorite part is:

That's just freaky. Hey, Einstein may have set that initial speed limit of light, but he only theorized about BECs. "It's not breaking relativity," Hau says. "But I'm sure he would have been rather surprised."

Blog description

2007-11-20T21:31:00.000-08:00

My goal is to talk about science, music, books and words, tv, movies, sports, possibly a little politics, and anything else that comes into this sphere that is my head.

I finally have a blog.

2007-11-20T21:25:00.000-08:00

Yes, it's true, I've finally, after years of insistence, started a blog. My friend Dave started his blog 6 years ago. That was long enough ago that he called it a "web log". I guess if he called it an "online journal" it would sound kind of wussy. Of course, there is Livejournal, but I have the impression that that's kind of wussy too. My friend Amanda suggested I start a blog a couple years ago, when she started hers, but I was afraid I would accidentally offend everyone I know. Now that I've thought about it some more, I think it's a good idea.