Tuesday, December 11, 2007
The Apex of Miracles
Restless Leg Syndrome, scourge of the masses, is truly the most awful disease of modern times. Luckily, we have a new drug to cure what ails us, Mirapex! Side effects include Weight Gain, and of course, Weight Loss. Side effects include difficult sleeping as well as narcolepsy. And I swear, I couldn't make this up, Hallucinations, Compulsive Gambling, and Hypersexuality. One might say that the cure is worse than the disease, or that punishment does not fit the crime, but this has to be the craziest thing I have ever seen.