Breach of urinal etiquette leads to assault

Yes indeed, bad etiquette at a urinal can lead to physical assault.

Defence counsel Liz Bulger told the court: "This incident arose from a breach of what I understand to be urinal etiquette.

Apparently, law school training for women doesn't include male bathroom etiquette. In possibly the most humorous judicial opinion ever,

Judge Raoul Neave told him: "This sort of behaviour would be immature in teenagers or small children. This is exactly the sort of behaviour that makes people afraid to go to town."

I laughed for about 5 minutes.